The Bachelor

Oh Tinder, you are the gift that keeps on giving.  As I covered in “It’s Goin’ Down, I’m Yellin’ Tinder”, there are quite a few gems out there.  The 43-52 age range is fairly mellow, so I only wound up with a few in the gem category.  But Daisy is hitting the jackpot in the 30 something age range.  So much so that a few weeks ago she began sending me a Bachelor of the Day or “BOD” every morning.  Let’s review and see who is worth of a rose, shall we?

 

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Our first Bachelor, Andy, clearly has some anger issues.

David clearly has money, and enjoys “things”. But apparently doesn’t enjoy including a picture.

Charlie has a 12 year old hot dog that “runs his life”. Where do I sign up?

DUDE…

So deep, he requires two screenshots. A real optimist.

This is what I think my soul looks like when I am depressed.

This was from MY feed. Every 40-something woman is looking for a man with a full back tattoo and a harem, right?

Who can resist a guy who takes a six pack shot in his tween daughter’s mirror?

Hey, plumbers make A LOT of money…

Only swipe right if the girl and the cat will be coming on the date.

Swipe right and we can re-create David Cassidy posters on our date.

Antonio is kind of an asshole, but at least he’s honest. And maybe the girl comes with the package? If you are into that sort of thing…

Flexible, so maybe? And dance floors fear him.

Oh Manderinie, if it wasn’t so hideous, and inappropriate, I would post your nasty dick pic that went along with this.

Also from MY feed. He is clearly a GREAT guy.

Oh Sniper, you made us all blush…

Umm, guys with dumb ass tinder profiles?

Pete is decorative AND enthusiastic!

And you wonder why I have no interest in dating??  I’ve deleted my Tinder account and will rely on Daisy for screenshots to entertain me.  I’ve decided if the Universe forcing me to explore my options, then it’s gonna have to work a lot harder than this to get my attention!  I just hope I’m not passing up a GREATguy!